I don’t even like to touch doorknobs.
The night the three of us went to the strip club a stripper offered to mash my face between her breasts. I declined. So she went up the pole and swung around in some impressive positions, and I gave her a dollar.
And then the unthinkable happened, she stuck out her hand for me to shake!
I didn’t know what to do!
I am totally germ phobic.
But I did not want to be rude so I took the sticky pole-dancer’s hand and I shook it!
Then I had to run home to wash.
What is correct strip club etiquette?
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